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Have I piqued your interest so much that you want to contact me?! Well, here you go. Don't get too excited, dear netizen! You have been fooled! For this information, I do not give out like candy.

  • EMAIL: (Who even uses this stuff anymore?)
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  • CELL: (Haha, no. That's not a good idea.)
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  • NANOCHAT: (You'll have to ask me in person!)
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